Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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