I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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