I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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