should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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