A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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