i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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