9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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