I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sorry about my life...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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