I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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