I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
