Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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