Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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