How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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