Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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