I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
How external is "for external use only"?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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