How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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