We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i think im in europe. pls send help
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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