i would punch a child for taco bell
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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