respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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