Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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