Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just come out here and I will go home with you...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
