Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sorry about my life...
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