I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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