So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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