fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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