Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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