why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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