oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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