I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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