1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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