i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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