I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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