i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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