Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
