Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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