There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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