WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
