so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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