You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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