Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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