I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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