I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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