It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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