Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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