office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
His hands were made for my vagina.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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