I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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