I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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