She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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