she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
