I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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