I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
handjob tips. give me some.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The adults are the big ones right?
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