So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
