So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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